12 and under

Fun anecdote from last October:

Yelena and I are sitting in a restaurant at the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport. Thanks to American Airlines, we have a two hour layover. In Texas.

Anyway, the restaurant. Yelena wants the mac & cheese from the kids' menu. I told her that they probably won't let her order that because it says 12 and under, and we don't have one of those yet. She pats her belly and says, "In this state, he's already alive."

Good point.