Don't call.

The California Bar will release the exam results on Friday at 5 pm.  I will log on to check my results at exactly 5:00, and so will 6,999 other applicants.  Which means the server will crawl miserably like a Republican candidate in 2008.  Last year it took my buddy Aaron about an hour and a half to get his results.

When I do get my results, I'll start calling, I promise.  I'll also post here and on various mailing lists (Isaacs/Koplowicz and Pansy Card).  So if you want to know faster, just come here and hit the refresh button over and over (which is what I'll be doing on the state bar website).  After I've found out and contacted everyone I'll either celebrate or . . . I don't know.  We'll see.

J