Nerdcore Rap

I recently came across this incredibly inspired nerdcore rap battle chat and then saw the Weird Al version (Pentiums?  puh-lease!) and it inspired me to do my own:

Don't you be bringing your P4 to me
I explode on the scene like a process tree
I'm rockin' on Java while you're home sippin' tea
My software is all open source and it's free
Spinnin' desktop cubes with a remote from the Wii
Bill Gates pays ME an upgrade fee
You're like a virus on my Virtual Machine--can't even flee
I'm colorful and slick, like the OS Be
My rig runs so fast, you can't even see
My processor punks but it don't start with a "P"
Keep your Pentiums, son--I use AMD

OK, now back to studying . . .

J<