Pravda vsyegda prava

Translation: "Pravda (the official Russian Communist Party newspaper) is always right."  This is an old Russian expression.

The latest example: a sophisticated, in-depth, thoughtful, and undoubtedly correct analysis indicating that sexy female outfits lead to male impotency.  See how the decadent West is sliding into corruption and ruin:

Men become impotent because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs

I need to start reading Pravda more often.  Yelena will be thrilled.