Star Trek Haiku

From the "I can't believe I never posted this" department.  I was digging through some old files and found this gem from law school.  Warning: These will get a little raunchy.  I blame law school.

Extra special credit to my friend Tony for the first one:

Enter Ensign Rand

Rand receives the Captain's Log

Exit ensign rammed

I criticized his style for not being zenlike, and he pointed out that jagermeister "will throttle your zen quite quickly."  True.  Here's his next entry:

Token black female

Opens hailing frequency

Kirk needs no invite

Of course, there was no such thing as a "token" black female in 1969, but Tony knew that.

These are mine:

Ensign wears short skirt

 Entry with the captain's log

 Thank you Nurse Chappel

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Plays with the crystals

 Likes to crawl in Jeffrey's tube

 Beam me up, Scotty

Tony gets the last word:

Scared hand presses glass

In blessing to those he saved

Needs of the many, Jim

Wow.