High Tasmanian wallabies making crop circles in poppy fields.

koppie — Fri, 06/26/2009 - 20:12

'High' wallabies blamed for Aussie crop circles

The latest from the Tasmanian Attorney General: "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

This
is even funnier than a GOP leader saying that GOP leaders need to be
held accountable . . . and then running off to Argentina to have an
affair . . . on Father's Day. You can't make this stuff up. "Your
money's on the dresser, Chocolate."

But yeah.

High Tasmanian
Wallabies make crop circles
In the poppy fields

It even fits into haiku. Wow.