I Want to be a Good Lawyer

Yelena: "I should do a class action lawsuit against Chase Bank for polluting the planet with all their junkmail."

Me: "Damages must be concrete and individuated."

Yelena: "They are.  My kids are going to suffer because of global warming because they're cutting down all the trees."

Me: "I don't think that passes the test for concrete and individuated."

Yelena: "You're a bad lawyer."

Me: "You can win and get millions of dollars!  Now am I a good lawyer?"

Yelena: "Yes."