Things I think are funny at 11:30pm

According to Download.com, the 2nd most popular software is pirating software.  The 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 8th, and 12th most popular programs are all things to protect you against the shady pirated software you just downloaded using #2.

The Multistate Bar Examination (MBE) doesn't think very highly of my friends.  Margaret is guilty of battery and Harris is a crackhead.