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It has to be said

Paris Hilton is a big fucking crybaby who can't handle the real world.

Normally I don't stoop to commentary on the malfeasances of such cultural black holes.  After all, this girl's biggest cultural contribution was to give her boyfriend a blowjob.  But this time I have to speak out because this hits close to home.

Holy cow.

My kid sister Amy is engaged.

She just called me from Israel to tell me the news. I approve--Chris is a good guy. I wish I knew him better but there's plenty of time for that.

I'm in shock; this is my kid sister. I remember when she learned to walk. And now she's engaged. Yelena points out that Amy is older than I was when I got engaged and I should get over it. I can no longer deny the fact that my little sister really is growing up.

Daddy in the Kitchen