Happy anniversary, Sweetie.

(Actually yesterday, but let's just say the website wasn't my top priority yesterday.)

While Yelena was gone for two weeks I decided to grow a goatee. I think it looks pretty good:

But it's true.

Want it in a t-shirt?

It's called autochrome.  You take three black-and-white pictures, one with a red filter, one with a blue filter, and one with a green filter.  You use a slide projector to recombine the slides into a single color image.  The technique was invented in 1904, about 30 years before color film.  The result: color photographs you wouldn't expect.  Here are a few sites:

Paris Hilton is a big fucking crybaby who can't handle the real world.

Normally I don't stoop to commentary on the malfeasances of such cultural black holes.  After all, this girl's biggest cultural contribution was to give her boyfriend a blowjob.  But this time I have to speak out because this hits close to home.