Tucker lives like a bachelor.

Yes, that's our hamster.  Sleeping in his litterbox.  I mean, lazy I can understand.  Believe me, I understand lazy.  But never in my life have I said: "You know, I'm on the toilet, and I want to go to sleep, what the hell, I'll just go to sleep right here."  Hasn't happened yet.

Tucker, you're an inspiration to us all.