The following story seemed so noteworthy it appeared on the front page of Yahoo! News: Strict parenting linked to overweight kids - Yahoo! News

Credit to Paul Peterson for this awesome quote.  It works in so many ways.

1. Achieving Enlightenment takes a lot of hard work.
2. You get to know your computer on a deeper level.
3. Once you've seen the light, everything else falls into place. Apple's "Happy Mac" facade drops away and all you see is corporate greed.
4. You stop caring about the fact that the vast majority of people use an inferior OS. You recognize it as part of the order of things.
5. Religious zeal is gone. You don't feel the need to convert everyone you know.

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Cambridge Health Alliance Researchers Find that U.S. residents are less healthy, less able to access health care than Canadians

Grip and lame.  'Nuff said.