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Bill Gates with a shotgun

Back before Columbine, when it was still cool to wear a black trenchcoat, carry a shotgun, and threaten people.  A great glimpse into Bill Gates' true personality.  <BLAM> "Don't interrupt me."

Quote of the Day

"Difficult things we do quickly.  The impossible takes a little longer."

--David Ben-Gurion

Another bar, another flash card program

Last time I studied for the bar I reviewed several different flash card programs for your cell phone and said which one I liked the best.  (The answer was MobilePrep, but not by much.)  Now I have a BlackBerry, and things are different.  The problem with my old phone was that although it was a real smartphone, it used a rare form of Linux that no one else used.  The result: very few people were writing software for it.  With the Blackberry, there are

What's new?

It's been a while so here's a brief update.

Because I failed the bar again (see previous post), I'm scaling way back at work so I can focus on studying.  Still, work is going well so it's nice to hang on to that and not lose it completely (having a paycheck during bar study is also nice - so I'm still gaining money instead of losing).

Bar Exam: 2; Jordan: 0

No luck.  Now I know how the SF Giants feel.

(See?  Even in adversity I can maintain my sense of humor.)

Now I'm going to go dancing with my wife.

(See?  I can still engage in life-affirming activities too.)

Pravda vsyegda prava

Translation: "Pravda (the official Russian Communist Party newspaper) is always right."  This is an old Russian expression.

The latest example: a sophisticated, in-depth, thoughtful, and undoubtedly correct analysis indicating that sexy female outfits lead to male impotency.  See how the decadent West is sliding into corruption and ruin:

Men become impotent because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs

I need to start reading Pravda more often.  Yelena will be thrilled.

The docx is coming! The docx is coming!

Fear the docx.  It's from Microsoft.  It's new.  And it means you harm.

Happy Passover

The San Francisco Soup Company has matzah ball soup.  This week only.  With a slice of matzah instead of a hunk of bread.

Heck yeah.

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