Hillarious for lawyers

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"Should I get my lawyer?"  YES.  YES YOU SHOULD.

Here's your sign.

That's a reference to Jeff Foxworthy, a comedian who says that stupid people should wear signs.

SAN JOSE / Couple rescued after being lost 5 days in Santa Cruz Mountains / Newlyweds had no food, slept in cave, hollow tree, yet OK

Mistake #1: getting off the trial.  Never mind the fact that it's dumb; you're also harming the forest.
Mistake #2: wandering farther away from the trial.

Mistake #3: not bringing a cell phone.

Best 404 page ever

Desktop 2.0

This term was coined by my friend Curtis (an ex-dot-com-er now living in Haight Ashbury). It's a riff on the term "Web 2.0," which is itself a riff on the older concept of coming out with new versions of software. When you come out with Version 2.0, it implies two things: (a) This version takes all the old concepts and leapfrogs it forward in a significantly new way, and (b) It's a fresh start, with lots of new room for expansion and improvement. It's like moving into a new house; presumably bigger, better, and fancier than before, but also with new and exciting possibilities. All these connotations exist in the term "Web 2.0."

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My photos from Julie & Tim's wedding.  Enjoy!

Koplowicz.com - Julie & Tim

Movie Review: Cars

Two thumbs up!

I was expecting this to be a typical piece of cute, sentimental fluff with normal-looking computer graphics.  Oh look, big-town car is stuck in small town and learns to love them.  Awww.

A good 72 hours

Some good stuff has happened in the last 72 hours.  I'm short on time so here's a summary:

Movie Review: The Good Girl

Thumbs up.I didn't have high hopes for a Jennifer Aniston movie. The last good movie she did was Office Space. ("I've got a new job now, I'm working at Hooters, it's really nice.") She's gorgeous, but she's not a very talented actress, I'm sorry.

He passed.

Yeah Freak.

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Aaron's bar results:

We don't know yet.  We'll let you know.

Background for those who don't really know Jordan that well: My best friend, Aaron, is supposed to get his bar results today.  But the server is overloaded (big surprise).  We'll keep trying (I have it on a constant ping) and I'll let you know when we find out.

J

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